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180 Funny T-Shirt Sayings

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180 Funny T-Shirt Sayings

Funny t-shirts are like burgers and fries – they just belong together. For years, witty sayings on tees have been a go-to way for people to showcase their humor and style at social gatherings, on vacation, and even at work. 

Funny t-shirt designs are a crowd favorite and super easy to create and sell online. With the right graphics and phrases, you’ll have a bestseller in no time. 

We’ve put together a list of funny shirt ideas to get your creativity flowing, along with some tips for setting your t-shirt business up for success.

Ironic and sarcastic

Sarcasm is a language all its own, and for those who speak it fluently, nothing beats a t-shirt with a perfectly timed, ironic quip. Whether it’s poking fun at everyday annoyances or offering a witty take on life, sarcastic sayings make for some of the best-selling t-shirt designs. 

  1. I have a degree in sarcasm.
  2. I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed.
  3. I told myself I should stop procrastinating, but I didn’t listen.
  4. Procrastinators unite!…. Tomorrow.
  5. I’m not weird. I’m limited-edition.
  6. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  7. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
  8. Why fall in love when I could fall asleep?
  9. I came. I saw. I made it awkward.
  10. I’m not messy; I’m creatively organized.
  11. Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes, I need expert advice.
  12. If you think I’m sarcastic, you should hear my inner voice.
  13. I’m just here for the snacks.
  14. In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
  15. I’m not grumpy. I’m just a realist.
  16. I didn’t choose the nap life. The nap life chose me. 

Funny food t-shirts

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Who doesn’t love food and a good laugh? Funny food-themed t-shirts are perfect for chefs, foodies, or anyone who just loves to snack. Whether it’s clever puns, cheeky sayings, or playful odes to your favorite dishes, food-related tees are always a hit. If your audience craves humor with a side of fries, these funny food quotes will surely satisfy their appetite.

  1. Will work for tacos.
  2. Feed me pizza and tell me I’m pretty.
  3. Powered by caffeine and donuts.
  4. In pizza we crust.
  5. Life is short, eat dessert first.
  6. I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
  7. Just here for the snacks.
  8. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
  9. I’m into fitness – fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
  10. Donut kill my vibe.
  11. Taco ’bout a party!
  12. Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
  13. You had me at bacon.
  14. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner are my three favorite meals.
  15. Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast.
  16. Abs are great, but have you tried tacos?
  17. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.
  18. Nacho average t-shirt.
  19. Procrastibaking: the art of baking instead of doing something else.
  20. Life happens. Coffee helps.
  21. You had me at “let’s order takeout.”
  22. Fries before guys.
  23. Make pasta, not war.
  24. My cooking is so awesome. Even the smoke alarm cheers me on.
  25. Coffee first, adulting second.

Funny sayings for families

Families come with their own unique blend of love, chaos, and humor. Whether you’re poking fun at sibling rivalry, the joys of parenthood, or just celebrating the quirky dynamics of family life, funny t-shirts are a great way to show some love and share a laugh.

  1. World’s Okayest Mom.
  2. You can’t scare me. I have three kids.
  3. Sassy since birth.
  4. Chaos coordinator (a.k.a. Mom).
  5. Sisters: Partners in crime, now and forever.
  6. Dad joke loading… please wait.
  7. Family: where life begins and love never ends (and neither do the arguments).
  8. I’m the reason we can’t have nice things.
  9. My favorite people call me Grandma.
  10. Ask your mother.
  11. Ask your father.
  12. Official family troublemaker.
  13. Parenthood: powered by coffee, patience, and dry shampoo.
  14. Blessed with a crazy family.
  15. Auntie: The one who spoils you and then sends you home. 
  16. Our family puts the “fun” in dysfunctional.
  17. Dad bod in progress.
  18. My family is like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.

Silly sports sayings

Sports apparel is a huge category of clothing worth billions and billions each year. What’s more, funny sports-themed clothes are gigantic, both for playing sports, wearing to sporting events and around town. This category of funny t-shirt sayings can help you to hit pay dirt with your store, as long as you can come up with clever and funny sports themes. No sport is spared parody and fun with these shirts! Take a look at just a few of our favorites, and you might see something that can sell for your store.

  1. Sweat is fat crying
  2. I just hope both teams have fun
  3. I’m not slow, I’m just not fast
  4. Eat. Sleep. Sports. Repeat.
  5. Sweat now, shine later.
  6. No pain, no pizza.
  7. Train like a beast, look like a beauty.
  8. I’m faster than my Wi-Fi
  9. Running late is my favorite cardio!
  10. Stronger than yesterday, but still weak for cupcakes.
  11. Resting gym face.
  12. Squat like nobody’s watching.
  13. Yoga class? I thought you said, “Pour a glass.”
  14. My favorite sport is watching sports
  15. I’m here to win… or at least look cool while trying. 

Funny gaming t-shirts

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For gamers, it’s not just about the score – it’s about the experience, the laughs, and the tense moments trying to beat that final boss. Make gamer t-shirts to let people tell the world about their latest online obsession or give them as gifts to that special gamer in their live.

  1. Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.
  2. My life is a game, and I’m currently stuck on the loading screen.
  3. I paused my game to be here.
  4. I’m not addicted to gaming – I’m committed.
  5. Life is too short for bad games.
  6. I came, I saw, I respawned.
  7. In a relationship with my console.
  8. I’m just here for the loot.
  9. Can’t talk right now, I’m on a raid.
  10. I’m the reason they have to mute voice chat in multiplayer.
  11. Respawning… please wait.
  12. My favorite workout is leveling up.
  13. I don’t need sleep, I need XP.
  14. Resting gamer face.

Seasonal t-shirts: Celebrate every holiday with a laugh

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The holidays are the perfect time for spreading joy, and what better way to do that than with some hilarious seasonal t-shirts? Whether it’s the spookiness of Halloween, the festive cheer of Christmas, or the love-filled vibes of Valentine’s Day, there’s always room for a little humor in holiday celebrations.

Christmas

  1. Resting Scrooge face.
  2. I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
  3. Dear Santa, I can explain.
  4. On the naughty list and proud!
  5. Yule be sorry if you don’t laugh at this shirt.
  6. All I want for Christmas is… food.
  7. The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.
  8. Jingle all the way… to the fridge.

Halloween

  1. I’m here for the boos.
  2. Feeling gang-tastic!
  3. Witch better have my candy.
  4. Too gourd to be true.
  5. Resting witch face.
  6. If you’ve got it, haunt it.
  7. Creep it real.

Valentine’s Day

  1. Let’s avocuddle.
  2. You’re my favorite notification.
  3. Love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot.
  4. You make my heart skip a beet.
  5. I’m yours, no returns.

New Year

  1. New year, same me. 
  2. My New Year’s resolution is to keep my resolutions.
  3. Here’s to another year of questionable decisions.
  4. New year, same old fabulous me.
  5. This year, I’m just winging it.
  6. My New Year’s resolution is to stop making New Year’s resolutions.

Funny vacation shirts

Vacation mode: ON. Lounging on a tropical beach, exploring a new city, or just taking a well-deserved break from everyday life – vacation is all about relaxation, fun, and making memories. Travelers love to buy new clothing for their trips, so selling vacation-themed funny t-shirts is a great way to increase your profits.

  1. I need six months of vacation twice a year.
  2. Out of office. Forever.
  3. Sandy toes, sun-kissed nose.
  4. Vacation mode: Activated.
  5. I’m just here for the beach vibes.
  6. I’m not lost, I’m exploring.
  7. Catching flights, not feelings.
  8. My passport is my favorite accessory.
  9. Resting beach face.
  10. I’m on island time. Don’t rush me.
  11. Vacation calories don’t count.
  12. Good vibes and even better cocktails.
  13. I’m here for the tan lines.
  14. The buffet at the all-inclusive resort hates to see me coming.
  15. Adventure is out there. So am I.
  16. Tropical state of mind.
  17. Beach hair, don’t care.
  18. Wander often, wonder always.
  19. Audios, beaches

Punny t-shirt ideas

There’s no better way to get a laugh than with a clever play on words, and pun t-shirts are the ultimate weapon in any jokester’s wardrobe.

  1. I’m kind of a big dill.
  2. Let’s taco ‘bout it.
  3. You’re one in a melon.
  4. Don’t go bacon my heart.
  5. I’m on a roll.
  6. I’m soy into you.
  7. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
  8. You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.
  9. I’m nacho average person.
  10. Cereal killer.
  11. I’m feeling a bit knotty.
  12. I donut care.
  13. I’m egg-cited for today!
  14. Life is gouda.
  15. It’s a brew-tiful day.
  16. You had me at “hello.” I was sold at “free pizza.”
  17. I’m a-dough-able.
  18. I’m a big fan of you (with a fan graphic)
  19. Olive you.
  20. That’s how I roll (with a sushi roll design)
  21. I’m just here for the pun.
  22. I’m pawsitively excited (for cat or dog lovers)
  23. I’ve got a latte love for you.
  24. Bear-ly awake 
  25. Everything whale be ok 
  26. Espresso patronum 
  27. If I was a vegetable, I’d be a cute-cumber!
  28. Have a tea-riffic day!

Funny animal lover shirt sayings

Combining cute animals with funny sayings is bound to be a bestseller, paws down!

Here are some of our favorite animal sayings for your shirts.

  1. I work hard so my dog can have a better life.
  2. Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything.
  3. Every day is Caturday.
  4. Dogs are my favorite alarm clocks.
  5. Pawsitive vibes only.
  6. I’m only here for the cat memes
  7. Dogs have owners; cats have staff.
  8. Home is where my pets are.
  9. Pet hair is my fashion statement.
  10. My dog thinks I’m the best human ever.
  11. Cats: The ultimate stress reliever.
  12. A house is not a home without a cat.
  13. Paw-tners in crime.
  14. Llamaste 
  15. Let’s face it – I was crazy before the cats 
  16. My kid has paws
  17. Talk birdy to me 
  18. Cat hair, don’t care
  19. I love my DINKWAD life(Double income, no kids, with a dog)

Tips for selling funny t-shirts

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When starting your funny t-shirt business, there are a few things you can do to amp up your chances of snagging tons of sales.

Pick a niche

“Funny” is subjective, and what gets one person laughing might leave another scratching their head. That’s why finding your target audience is key when creating funny t-shirts. It’s not just about what you think is hilarious – it’s about knowing what your customers will find funny and be eager to buy.

This is where finding a niche comes into play. A niche is a group of people with a particular shared interest. In your case, you’ll be looking for people with the same flavor of humor. We recommend choosing a niche you’re part of since you already know what they’ll find funny.

If your target audience finds your t-shirt hilarious, they’ll buy it, share it, wear it proudly, and probably buy more. Understanding your audience’s tastes is the key to creating shirts with funny quotes that will make you money.

Keep up with trends

Funny t-shirt sayings and ideas can be profitable if you can get them out fast. Think of hit TV shows that have come to an end, like Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad. 

When these shows were popular, their sayings, references, and characters were everywhere. Now, unless you’re a committed fan, these references are no longer top sellers. But, when they were current, they raked in megabucks. 
Don’t underestimate the potential profitability of riding a trend. There’s an incredible amount of money to make off the current popular culture. Just make sure none of your designs infringe on intellectual property rights.

Conclusion: Spreading laughter, one t-shirt at a time

We could all use a little more laughter and joy in our lives. Funny t-shirts are more than just a way to express your sense of humor – they’re a powerful tool for spreading smiles wherever you go. 

Whether you’re selling them online or designing a few for yourself and your friends, funny t-shirts are a conversation starter, an icebreaker, and a reminder that life doesn’t always have to be so serious.

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